Eric the Unready

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> WEST > TAKE ROPE > OPEN MEDICINE CHEST > TAKE VIAL > TAKE FLASK > TAKE BOTTLE > EAST > NORTHEAST > TAKE NEWSPAPER > TIE ROPE TO HOOK > DOWN > GIVE HOG-WILD TO PIG > UP > SOUTHWEST > KISS PIG > WEST > WAIT Wait until the squire removed the rusted armour. > TAKE HELMET AND CARD > EAST > SOUTH > EAST > WAIT Wait until the steward enters. > WEST > READ SIGN > WEST > GIVE CARD TO GIOVANNI Answer the questions using the game manual.[+] > WEAR CLOAK > LOOK IN CLOAK > TAKE PACKET > LOOK AT PACKET > EAST > SOUTH > FILL HELMET WITH WATER > NORTH > NORTH > NORTH > TAKE KINDLING > SOUTH > PLANT BEAN IN GARDEN > PUT WATER OVER BEAN > CLIMB BEANSTALK Note you get the coin. > SOUTH > SOUTH > WEST Note you get the torch. > EAST > PUT KINDLING IN FIREPLACE > LIGHT KINDLING WITH TORCH > READ SIGN > BUY ROOT BEER FLOAT > WEST > NORTH > GIVE GOLD COIN TO BARD > WEAR EARMUFFS > WAIT Wait until the bard finishes. > NORTH > NORTH > UP > WAIT Wait until the wizard appears. > TAKE BANANA > THROW BANANA IN POND > WEST > POUR ROOT BEER OVER TREE ROOTS > WEST > MOVE BRANCHES > OPEN TRAP DOOR > DOWN > OPEN MAILBOX > TAKE MAIL > WEST > NORTHEAST > SOUTHWEST > EAST > OPEN DOOR WITH PICKAXE > EAST > MOVE RUG > OPEN TRAP DOOR > UNLOCK TROPHY CASE WITH SKELETON KEY > TAKE BEARD > UP > SEARCH BONES > DOWN > WEST > WEST > WEAR BEARD > KNEEL > SOUTH > GIVE MAIL TO ED MCDWARF > SHOW LICENSE TO ED MCDWARF > TAKE OFF BEARD > STAND > WEST Win the game of memory. > WAIT Repeat until you receive the money. > NORTHEAST > BUY STARTER ROCK > SOUTHWEST > PULL LEVER > ENTER SEAT > PUT STARTER ROCK IN SLINGSHOT > PUSH GREEN BUTTON > SHOOT RED BUTTON WITH SLINGSHOT > STAND > TAKE PITCHFORK > TIE BUNGEE CORD TO BRANCHES > JUMP > EAST > EAST > UP > DROP HEADREST > STAND ON HEADREST > UP > NORTH > READ BOOK > READ COUPON > GIVE COUPON TO BRUCE > READ MENU Select the Mead Lite. > SOUTH > WEST > WEST > NORTH > TAKE BERRIES > NORTHWEST > GIVE TORT-EASE TO TURTLES > EAST > GIVE MEAD LITE TO OAF > TAKE BRANCH > WEST > UP > LIGHT BRANCH WITH FIRE > DOWN > MELT WAX SEAL WITH TORCH > PUT BLOB OF WAX ON KEY > NORTHWEST > EAST > NORTH > GIVE BLOB OF WAX TO HOWARD JOHNSTON > SOUTH > WEST > NORTHWEST > UNLOCK DOOR WITH SHINY KEY Win the game of Wheel of Torture. > LISTEN > NORTH > NORTHEAST > SHOOT TARGET Repeat until you received three prizes. > SOUTHWEST > NORTH > WAIT UNTIL 11:01 > WAIT UNTIL 12:01 > READ NOTE > WEST > TAKE LEECH > LOWER SHADE > PUT RUBBER BAND ON VIPER > PUT BUNGEE CORD ON AARDVARK > TAKE MARBLE > STAND ON FLOORBOARD > TAKE MARBLE > EAST > WAIT UNTIL 1:01 > GIVE LEECH TO JUGGLERS > WEAR GLOVES > SOUTH > CLIMB MAYPOLE > NORTH > NORTH > GIVE BOA TO LILY > SOUTH > SOUTH > WEST > WAIT Wait until the musician arrives. > GIVE REED TO MUSICIAN > WEAR SUNGLASSES > PLAY GAME Point at the shell the magic sunglasses point out. > EAST > EAST > EAST > SIT ON WHOOPEE CUSHION > TOSS COOKIES > WAIT Wait until the boy arrives. > STICK OUT TONGUE AT BOY > WAIT Wait until you are released. > WEST > GIVE APPLE TO CHEF > TAKE APRON > NORTHEAST > GIVE WOODCUTS TO BARKER > SOUTHWEST > SOUTH > WEAR FOOL’S CAP > WEAR APRON > WEST > SHOOT DRAGON’S TALONS Repeat until the dragon shrinks. > TAKE STEAK > TAKE NEWSPAPER > MOON UNICORN > TAKE LEAF > DOWN > WEST > TAKE ROBE > WEAR ROBE > LOOK IN ROBE > RING FOURTH BELL > GIVE NEWSPAPER TO VIRGIN > GIVE HANKY TO VIRGIN > WAIT Wait until the unicorn arrives. > WEST > PUT LEAF IN BOWL > PUT HANKY IN BOWL > TAKE CHOW > RING FOURTH BELL > WAIT Wait until you are accepted. > NORTH > WEAR RING > ENTER VAT > WAIT UNTIL 10:01 > GIVE BOOK TO GIRL > WAIT Wait until the mouth opens. > NORTH > WAIT Wait until you reach the top. > SOUTHWEST > WEST > NORTH > LISTEN > LISTEN > SOUTH > EAST > SOUTH > GIVE NOTE TO CLIO > WAIT > GIVE NOTE TO MORTY > EAST > TAKE COSTUME > EAST > GIVE TOKEN TO REPAIRGOD > PUT PENNY IN SLOT > NORTH > SOUTH > READ LIST Choose “Setting up Sodom/Gomorrah: Priming the Fountain”. > SOUTH > SOUTH > GIVE BOOK TO RICHARD > NORTH > EAST > PUSH CRANK > TAKE SLIMEWIG > WEST > READ BOARD > READ BOARD > WEST > NORTH > TAKE NOTE > READ NOTE > SOUTH > GIVE NOTE TO CLIO > WAIT Wait until Morty lets you in. > GIVE NOTE TO MORTY > EAST > TAKE WOAD > NORTH > TAKE NOTE > SOUTH > GIVE NOTE TO CLIO > WAIT Wait until Morty lets you in. > GIVE NOTE TO MORTY > EAST > CALL 1-800-DOMINUS > WAIT Wait until the delivery boy appears. > NORTH > WEST > NORTH > GIVE CAKE TO NORTH WIND > PULL DRAGON’S TAIL > LIGHT CANDLES WITH DRAGON > SOUTH > TAKE GOLDEN KEY > EAST > NORTHEAST > GIVE NECTAR TO GOD > AGAIN > AGAIN > TAKE EGG > SOUTHWEST > READ BOOK > WEAR COSTUME > DROP EGG > WEAR WOAD > HOLD BOOK > STAND ON EGG > EAT SLIMEWIG > TURN AROUND > TURN AROUND > SQUAWK > UP > UNLOCK LOCK WITH GOLDEN KEY > TAKE CROWBAR > WAIT > NORTH > GIVE BERRIES TO ZULU > WAIT Wait until you reach Phantasy Island. > NORTHWEST Steer the raft to the middle island on the right side. > TAKE UMBRELLA > WAIT > TAKE BOTTLE > LOOK IN BOTTLE > TAKE MATCHBOOK > LOOK AT MATCHBOOK Connect the dots. > PUT MATCHBOOK IN BOTTLE > PUT BOTTLE IN SWAMP > WAIT Wait until the bottle returns. > TAKE BOTTLE > LOOK IN BOTTLE > TAKE CERTIFICATE > LOOK AT CERTIFICATE > NORTHWEST Steer the raft to the top island on the left side. > LEAVE RAFT Pass the piracy test. > SIT ON CHAIR Steer the raft to the middle island on the left side. > YOOHOO > GIVE BANANA TO MONKEY > TAKE COCONUT > EAST Steer the raft to the top island on the right side. > PUT COCONUT ON CONVEYOR BELT > PUT UMBRELLA ON CONVEYOR BELT > PUSH LEVER > PUT DRAGON ON CONVEYOR BELT > SIT ON CHAIR Steer the raft to the bottom island on the left side. > SIT ON CHAIR Steer the raft to the giant ice block. > SOUTHWEST Steer the raft to the bottom island on the left side. > LEAVE RAFT > EAST > PUT COCONUT IN GUILLOTINE > PUT UMBRELLA IN COCONUT > PUT RUM IN COCONUT > WEST > NORTHEAST Steer the raft to the bottom island on the right side. > GIVE COCONUT TO DADDOO > PUT PITCHFORK IN TAR > TAKE CANDYGRAM > KILL CROW WITH CROWBAR > PUT STEAK IN EYE > CUT LIGHTNING WITH BOLT CUTTERS > TURN MOON WITH WRENCH > TURN HOURGLASS > TAKE EYEBALLS > PUT EYEBALLS IN SKULL > HOOT Write IIIVX. > WEST > LOOK IN HOLE > WEST > TAKE MAKEUP > READ MAKEUP > EAST > WAIT UNTIL 10:30 > PUT MAKEUP ON CHAIN > WEST > OPEN WINDOW > MOUNT BROOM Repeat until you reach the crawlspace. > OPEN DOOR > UP > WAIT UNTIL 11:01 > GIVE CANDYGRAM TO WITCH > TAKE LOREALLE > LEAVE > BLOW WHISTLE > MOUNT DUCK