Enter the cafe. Pick up the can. Walk west, to the saloon. Pick up the whisky glass. Open the door. Pick up the elixir. Pick up the icepick. Walk south. Open the doors. Look at the right door. Pick up the church key. Pick up the wax. Walk east, south. Pick up the ladder. Walk west. Use the door key on the pharmacy door. Open the pharmacy door. Pick up the tube. Use the counter. Wait until Penelope gives you the prescription. Open the door. Look at the prescription. Use the pharmacy cabinet. Prepare 40 ml Pepticlymacine Tetrazole. ^[+] Tyloxpolinide:
An effective aid in the treatment of the vapors. Not possible to synthesize in the home laboratory, however, substitutions are permissible. (See: Pepticlymacine Tetrazole.) Available from D.B. Aze Sons, Baltimore, Maryland.
Pepticlymacine Tetrazole:
Effective aid in treatment of the vapors. Available from Furnette Formulas, Cincinnati, Ohio. Pepticlymacine Tetrazole is an acceptable substitute for Tyloxpolynide. Dispense at 40 ml. per bottle. Walk south. Give the medication to Penelope. Open the door. Look at the prescription. Use the pharmacy cabinet. Prepare 21 Quinotrazate pills. ^[+] Quinotrazate:
A highly efficacious and useful medication when taken orally at a dosage of NTE 60 mg/day. To prepare: to 15 ml. of Bismuth Enterosalicyline, add 30 gm. of Phenodol Oxytriglychlorate to produce Quinotrazate. Mix together in a glass beaker. Stir the mixture well using only a pure clean glass rod. Process into pill form. Usual dosage is 21 pills. Walk south. Give the medication to Mom. Look at the prescription. Use the whisky glass on the prescription. Use the counter. Walk south, west, west, to the salloon. Give the prescription to the doctor. Walk south, east. Open the door to Chester Field’s. Pick up the bag. Walk east, east. Open the pharmacy door. Use the counter. Open the door. Use the pharmacy cabinet. Prepare a box of Estrosterane. ^[+] Testosterate:
5 ml. of Testosterate administered orally twice daily will add masculinity to the lightest male. To prepare: Combine 10 ml. of Phenosulphonphthalien liquid with 30 gm. of Enteromagneline powder in a beaker. Bring to a boil. Allow to cool ever so slightly before adding 5 gm. of Reserpicline Oxide. Dilute with enough Nitrabylocynine to make 75 ml. of Testosterate. Stir. Pour into medicine bottle and cork.
Estrosterane:
Can be used to prevent conception after marital relations. Normally available only by prescription. May be produced in the home as follows: Grind 15 gm. of Bimethylquinoline Crystals and 15 gm. of powdered Metyraphosphate in a mortar. Prepare 5 gm. dosages on pure sheets of medicinal dispensing paper. Recommended maximum dosage: 1 box of six. Walk south. Give the medication to Mme. Ovaree. Give the Preparation G to Smithy. Walk west, west, west. Pick up charcoal. Pick up the leather strap. Pick up the rope. Use the icepick on the can. Use the charcoal on the can. Use the leather strap on the can. Use the gas mask on Freddy. Use the paper bag on the horse while it farts. Walk east, east, east. Open the pharmacy door. Use the counter. Open the door. Use the pharmacy cabinet. Use the elixer on the alcohol lamp. Use the matches on the alcohol lamp. Use the gaseous spectroscope on the alcohol lamp. Use the paper bag on the gaseous spectroscope. Prepare the cure. ^[+] Elixir
A general term used in hundreds of liquid “patent medicines”. May contain herbal or synthetic chemicals, or a combination of those. Most elixirs have, in common, an extremely high alcohol content, often up to 95% of the contents in the bottle. Thus, they may be more effective in creating flambes than in battling illness.
Flatulence:
Properly treating flatulence, whether in man or beast, requires diagnosing the source of the offensive odor. Obtain a sample of the gaseous matter (any simple container, such as a paper bag, will suffice). Place your gas spectroscope (you do still have that old gas spectroscope out in the barn, don’t you?) in front of a lit alcohol lamp or Bunsen burner. Burn the gas on the flame and observe the spectra readout. Compare the readout to the tintypes below and treat with the appropriate solution.

Aminophyllic Citrate:
An extremely powerful cure for temporary (non-acute) flatulence, in man or beast. Should Aminophyllic Citrate be unavailable, it may be created in the home labaratory: Combine 40 grams Sodium Bicarbonate with 15 ml. Furechlordone. Pour into beaker. Dilute with water to make 100 ml. Add 5 grams of Magnesium Sulfate, stir the mixture well using only a pure glass rod. Pour into medicine bottle and cork. Mix 1:1000 with water.

Walk south. Use the counter. Walk south. Use the medication on the water trough. Use the rope. Walk west, west, to the salloon. Give the money to the barkeeper. Use the church key on the beer bottles. Walk south, west, west, west. Pick up a snail. Use the beer on the snails. Use the ladder on the anthill. Walk upstairs. Open the chest. Look at the chest. Pick up the suit. Open the dresser drawer. Look at the dresser drawer. Pick up the claim check. Open the nightstand drawer. Look at the nightstand drawer. Pick up the desk key. Walk downstairs. Use the desk key on the desk. Open the desk. Use the desk key on the desk drawer. Open the desk drawer. Look at the desk drawer. Pick up the letter. Walk south. Use the counter. Walk south, east, north. Use the faucet. Use the beer bottles on the water. Use the beer bottles on Freddy. Walk south, west, west, west. Enter the cafe. Give the snail to Mom. Walk west, east, east. Pick up the baking soda. Open the pharmacy door. Use the counter. Open the door. Use the pharmacy cabinet. Prepare Bisalicylate Antitoxidene. ^[+] Diarrhea:
Diarrhea is caused by too many soft, liquidy foods finding their way into your digestive system. Unchecked, it can lead to dehydration. It may be cured quickly and cleanly by eating quantities of solid foods, or foods with stiffening ingredients like pectin, such as: fibrous breads, apples, cruciferous vegetables like broccoli and cauliflower, etc. (see: Bisalicylate Antitoxidene.)
Bisalicylate Antitoxidene:
Has been found to be an effective, albeit highly powerful, compound in the correction of diarrhea, although it is not normally recommended for individuals due to its extreme concentration and possibility of overdose, with subsequent dire consequences. Best when taken with vast quantities of water. Storage may be a problem due to short shelf life. May be synthesized as follows: Combine 25 ml. of Bismuth Subsalicylate with 5 ml. of Orphenamethihydride in a test tube. Heat over flame until mixture begins to boil. Pour into medicine bottle and cork. Remove from flame and dilute with one thousand gallons of water (approximately). Makes enough Bisalicylate Antitoxidene for four thousand doses.

Walk south. Use the counter. Walk south, west, west, west, west, west. Pick up the ladder. Walk east, east, east, east, east, east, north. Use the ladder on the water tower. Walk onto the ladder. Pick up the ladder. Use the ladder on the water tower. Walk onto the ladder. Use the lasso on the water tower top. Use the rope. Open the hatch. Use the medication on the hatch. Walk downstairs, south. Use the counter. Walk south, east. Use the baking soda on east side of the teeter-totter. Use the swing. Jump to the roof. Jump to the teeter-totter. Walk west, west, west, west, south. Open the door. Pick up the postcards. Wait for Mme. Ovary to show up. Walk downstairs, south. Use the counter. Walk south. Pick up the horse plop. Walk west. Enter the barber shop. Give the claim check to the barber. Give the postcards to the barber. Walk east, west. Enter the cafe. Use the coffee machine. Use the horse plop on the floor. Walk west, to the salloon. Open the door. Pick up the pie. Walk south, to the graveyard. Pick up the shovel. Use the shovel on the grave. Pick up clay. Use the grave. Walk east, west, south. Enter the bank. Give the bank deposit key to the banker. Open the chest. Open the neckerchief. Pick up the guns. Pick up the neckerchief. Leave the chest. Walk east, east, east, east. Open the sheriff’s door. Give the coffee to the sheriff. Give the pie to the sheriff. Use the cleaning equipment on the guns. Use the bullets on the guns. Walk west, west, west, west, north. Use the beer bottles on the fence. Shoot the beer bottles from the fence. Shoot the beer bottles out of the sky. Shoot the hand signs. Walk south, east, east. Enter Chester Field’s. Give the wax to Willy. Open the door. Enter Chester Field’s. Pick up the knife. Open the door. Walk east. Open the pharmacy door. Pick up the medal. Use the counter. Open the door. Use the knife on the wax. Use the pharmacy cabinet. Use the matches on the alcohol lamp. Use the medal on the crucible. Use the clay on the wax ear. Use the clay on the alcohol lamp. Use the crucible on the alcohol lamp. Use the clay on the crucible. Use the clay with the silver ear. Leave the pharmacy cabinet. Walk upstairs. Walk west, to the salloon. Look at the game. Catch the cheater redhanded. Shoot the left side of the bar rail. Open the door. Walk upstairs. Use the canister on the rail. Walk downstairs, south, west, south, south. Walk to the gazebo. Shoot the canister. Walk north. Outshoot your opponents. Shoot. Pick up the neckerchief. Use the neckerchief on the bleeding ear. Use Freddy. Pick up the slate. Tip the chair over. Pick up the silver ear. Use the silver ear on the ground. Use the silver ear on the rope. Pick up the sword. Win the swordfight. Use the silver ear on Kenny.