Talk to the small pirate. 1–2–4–4–5–1–1 Pick up the plastic hook. Pick up the ramrod. Use the cannon. Destroy the four rowboats. Walk to the window. Use the plastic hook on the ramrod. Use the gaff on the debris. Walk back to the room. Use the cutlass on the cannon restraint rope. Use the cannon. Pick up the bag. Pick up the diamond ring. Use the ring on the porthole. Pick up the glowing ember. Walk east, to the swamp. Walk past the bridge. 4 Walk inside. Pick up the paste. Pick up the pin. Pull the aligator tongue. 4–1–4–1–3–1–1–2–6 Use the bag of nickels on the gum machine. Chew the pack of chewing gum. Walk north, west, to the town. Walk to the back door of the theater. Examine the pirate coat. Pick up the dandruff. Open the pocket. Pick up the glove. Pick up the magic wand. Use the magic wand on the magic hat. Pick up the book. Look at the book. Examine the Blood Island sticker on the trunk. Walk east. Talk to the actor. 1–4–1–4 Walk northwest, west, to the Barbery Coast. Use the lice on the comb. Use the barber chair. Use the handle. Pick up the paper weight. Use the handle. Use the handle. Use the handle. Pick up the scissors. Talk to the barber pirate. 2–6–4 Talk to the salty pirate. 4–1–1–1–5 Push Cutthroat Bill. Push Cutthroat Bill. Pick up the jawbreaker. Talk to the dapper pirate. 1–1–5–4 Use the glove on Edward van Helgen. Close the box lid. Open the banjo case. Note the last notes Edward plays. Repeat his notes. Note the last notes Edward plays. Repeat his notes. Note the last notes Edward plays. Repeat his notes. Look at the gun pile. Pick up a gun. Use the gun on the dueling banjo. Walk west. Use the scissors on the mysterious flower. Use the scissors on the undergrowth. Walk to the sign. Pick up the Faberge egg. Pick up the vacuum attachments. Pick up lots-o-stuff. Use the ipecac flower on the syrup bottle. Use the syrup of ipecac on the snake head. Pick up the thorny plant. Pick up the reeds. Use the thorn on the reed. Use the paper weight on the helium balloons. Blow the floating balloon. Use the pea shooter on the floating balloon. Walk east, to Puerto Pollo, to the restaurant. 1 Push the quiet patron. Pick up the serrated bread knife. Pick up the biscuit cutter. Pick up the pie pan. Pick up the tasty, buttery biscuit. Eat the tasty, buttery biscuit. Use the maggots on the gross chicken. Pick up the club card. Talk to the man. 2–2–4–5 Give the jawbreaker to Captain Blondebeard. Give the pack of chewing gum to Captain Blondebeard. Use the pin on the bubble. Pick up the gold tooth. Use the gold tooth on the chewed gum. Inhale the helium balloon. Chew the gum with the gold tooth. Walk north. Use the pie pan on the mudpuddle. Walk north to the field of honor. Use the biscuit cutter on another rubber tree. Walk to the grassy knoll. Use the serrated bread knife on the sawhorse. Use the glowing ember on the trail of rum. Walk to the Barbery Coast. Give the gold tooth to Cutthroat Bill. Talk to Haggis McMutton. 2–4 Walk west, northeast, to Danjer Cove. Use the paste on the rubber plug. Use the pasted rubber plug on the gaping hole. Use the boat. Row to the pirate boat. Use the serrated bread knife on the plank. Climb onboard. 4–3 Walk east, to Puerto Pollo, to the restaurant. 4 Use the ventriloquism book on captain LeChimp. Open the porthole. Leave through the porthole. Walk east, to the beach. Give the club card to the cabana boy. 2 Pick up the towels. Pick up the towels. Pick up the towels. Use the dry towels on the ice bucket. Use the wet towels on the cabana boy. Pick up the cooking oil. Walk north. Use the wet towels on the hot sand. Use the wet towels on the hot sand. Use the wet towel on the hot sand. Pick up the mug. Talk to the sunbather. 4–2–5 Open the gate. Walk northeast, to Puerto Pollo. Talk to the small pirate. 2 Use the mug on the bottomless mug. Talk to Kenny. 3 Pick up the pitcher. Use the pitcher on the dye vat. Walk north, to Brimstone Beach. Use the bottomless mug on the sunbather. Use the pitcher with red dye on the bottomless mug. Use the cooking oil on the map. Pick up the map. Walk through the gate, to Puerto Pollo. Walk to the theater, upstairs. Use the handle. Examine the treasure map. Use the buttons in the order on the map. Walk east. Use the chicken grease on the cannon balls. Walk east. Pick up the shovel. 1–1–1–1–4 Choose your level of combat. Examine the navigational chart. Attack ships, learn insult sword fighting lines. When you gather booty, go to the Plunder Town harbor. 1–2–1–1 Go to the ship. Continue until you have installed the “Destructomatic T-47”. Attack Captain Rottingham. Win the cannon fight. Respond the best rhyming answer to his insults. ^[+]

Insult	Repartee
You’re a disgrace to your species, you’re so undignified!	At least mine can be identified.
You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.	I look THAT much like your fiancee?
My attacks have left entire islands depopulated.	With you breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
Your looks would make pigs nauseated.	If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated.
Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated.	Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeineted.
Never before have I met someone so sissified.	Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
My skills with a sword are highly venerated.	Too bad they’re all fabricated.
Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.	When I’m done with YOU, you’ll be a boneless filet!
I can’t tell which of my traits has you most intimidated.	Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Nothing can stop me from blowing you away.	I could, if you would use some breath spray!
Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!	The only way you’ll be preserves is with formaldehyde!
When I’m done with you, your body will be rotten and putrified.	Then killing you would be justifiable fungicide.
En garde! Touche!	Oh, that is so cliche!
You’ll find I’m dogged and relentless to my prey.	Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
I have never lost a melee!	You would have, but you were always running away.
I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated.	With you around, I’d prefer to be fumigated.

Pick up the bottle. Look at the bottle. Talk to Haggis McMutton. 3–3–4 Walk west, to the strange lights. Pick up the block of tofu. Pick up the auger. Pick up the measuring cup. Use the auger on the block of tofu. Use the tofu mask. Walk northeast, to the islander. Talk to Lemonhead. Walk south, west, northwest, to the windmill. Pick up the pepper. Walk south, to the cemetery hill, west. Pick up the smelly dog hair. Look at the dog bowl. Give the half-eaten maggoty biscuit to Old Blind Pew. Pick up the chisel. Pick up the mallet. Walk northwest, to the hotel, inside. Pick up the brochures. Pick up the recipe book. Pick up the cushion. Talk to the fortune teller. 1–2–1 Pick up the death card. Talk to Madame Xima. 1 Pick up the death card. Talk to Madame Xima. 1 Pick up the death card. Talk to Madame Xima. 1 Pick up the death card. Talk to Madame Xima. 1 Pick up the death card. Talk to the bartender. Examine the recipe book. Note the hangover cure recipe. Open the door. Walk north. Pick up the refrigerator magnet. Use the chisel on the wheel o’ cheese. Walk north, northwest. Open the western door. Use the mallet on the nail. Open the door. Pick up the nail. Pick up the portait. Walk east, east, south, to the beach. Use the cushion on the rocks. Use the mallet on the rubber tree. Walk north, to the hotel, inside. Give the pepper to the bartender. Give the egg to the bartender. Give the smelly dog hair to the bartender. 3–4–1–4 Use the chisel on the Head-B-Clear. Use the Head-B-Clear on the Caribean Body Slam. Drink the spiked drink. Use the chisel on the coffin. Pick up the coffin nail. Use the chisel on the central coffin. Walk outside, to the hotel, inside, west. Use the laminated business card on the eastern door. Open the eastern door. Use the scissors on the portait. Use the portrait on the door. Open the door. Look through the porthole. Open the door. Walk east. Talk to the bartender. 2–2–2–1–2–2–2–6 Walk west, west. Pull the bed. Use the coffin nails on the bed. Use the nail on the bed. Pick up the book. Examine the book. Walk east, east. Use the Goodsoup family history. Talk to Goodsoup. 2 Pick up the mirror. Talk to Goodsoup. 1 Use the Head-B-Clear on the grog. Drink the spiked drink. Talk to the ghost bride. 3–3–3–4–5–6 Walk west. Pick up the crowbar. Walk to the crack. Pick up Murray. Look through the crack. Use the paste on the skeleton arm. Use the skeleton arm on the lantern. Use the lantern on the coffin lid. Use Murray on the lantern. Walk east, north, northeast, to the lighthouse. Use the mirror on the mirror. Walk down, to the hotel. Walk inside, north. Pick up the death certificate. Walk north, east, south, to the cemetery. Walk to Stan’s place. Talk to Stan. 1–1–5 Give the death certificate to Stan. Walk north, to the hotel, inside. Pick up the empty jar. Walk northwest, west. Use the crowbar on the boarded hole. Use the crowbar on the bed. Pick up the engagement band. Walk north, northeast, to the village, northeast. Use the tofu mask. Walk northeast. Use the nacho cheese on the seething caldera. Walk northwest, to the hotel. Use the nacho cheese on the cooking pot. Pick up the cooking pot. Pick up the slippery greasy hand lotion. Walk west, to the windmill. Use the umbrella on the windmill blades. Use the empty jar on the barrel. Walk downstairs, south, to the clearing. Use the slippery greasy hand lotion on the cursed diamond ring. Take the cursed diamond ring. Use the chisel on the jar lid. Use the jar of water on the stump. Use the jar lid on the fireflies. Walk east, to the lighthouse. Use the lantern on the lantern post. Walk downstairs, to the beach. Use the refrigerator magnet on the pin. Bite the Cap’n Nick’s Shaving Soap. Use the pin on the cork. Use the measuring cup on the seawater. Use the pin and cork on the measuring cup. Talk to the mysterious figure. 1 Talk to the winch operator. 1 Use the umbrella. 5–1–4–5–1–1 Give the tarot card to King Andre. Walk east, to Elaine. Use the enormous diamond on the engagement band. Use the completed diamond ring on Eleaine’s left ring finger. 1–1–5–2 Open the door. Talk to Dinghy Dog. 2–3–5 Pick up the anchor. Push Dinghy Dog. Repeat until Dinghy Dog bites you. Use the anchor on the pie pan. Use the Cap’n Nick’s Chaving Soap on the heavy pie pan. Use the heavy fake pie on the stack of meringue pies. Look through the hole. Pick up the pepper mill. Talk to the soda jerk. 1 Use the meringue pie on the snow cone. Use the dog hair on the snow cone. Use the pepper mill on the snow cone. Eat the disgusting cone. Leave the cart at the Toothrot scene. Pick up the fallen rope. Jump in the cart. Leave the cart at the boat scene. Pick up the keg of rum. Jump in the cart. Leave the cart at the torture scene. Open the lantern. Blow on the oil lamp. Pick up the oil lamp. Use the oil lamp on the fallen rope. Jump in the cart. Leave the cart at the ice monkey scene. Use the soaking rope on the keg of rum. Use the explosive keg of rum on the Dynamo-Monkelectric giant Snow Monkey arm. Walk to the bottom of the rope. Wait for LeChuck to arrive. Use the pepper mill on LeChuck.