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> GO TO THE SHOPPING BIZARRE
> TAKE MOUSSE
> LOOK IN FREEZER
> TAKE PIE
> GO TO MEETS
> LOOK AT GIRL
> READ RIBBON
> TAKE BRATWURST
> TAKE STAKE
> TAKE MINTS
> GO TO MANICOTTI
> GIVE MINTS TO VAMPIRE
> KILL VAMPIRE WITH STAKE
> GO TO MISC
> TAKE TAX
> TAKE SALE
> LOOK AT MUSCLES
> GO TO BRITISH
> READ SIGN
> LOOK AT PUDDING SECTION
> LOOK AT AUNTS
> GIVE WORST BRAT TO AUNTS
> GO TO WRITE
> TAKE FLOWER
> LOOK AT FLOWER
> TAKE CENT
> TAKE BEAR CLAWS
> LOOK AT STATIONERY
> PUSH QUARTS
> OPEN DOOR
> REMOVE LOX
> OPEN DOOR
> LOOK AT JAM
> OPEN DOOR
> GO TO CELLAR
> LOOK AT SELLER
> PUT PIE ON SALE
> BUY PIE
> PLAY JACKS
> IN
> TAKE CONTRAPTION
> LOOK AT CONTRAPTION
> PULL TAIL
> TURN CRANK
> CLOSE JACK-IN-THE-BOX
> OUT
> OUT
> WEAR SLEEVES
> LOOK AT JACK FROST
> TAKE OFF JACKET
> TURN CRANK
> CLOSE JACK-IN-THE-BOX
> IN
> OPEN FAUCET
> PULL PLUG
> TAKE JACK OF ALL TRAITS
> FLIP SWITCH
> OPEN FAUCET
> PULL PLUG
> PULL METAL
> TAKE JACKKNIFE
> CUT FISHING LINE WITH JACKKNIFE
> BUY THE FARM
> TEACH THE OLD DOG NEW TRICKS
> TAKE STONE
> GO TO FIELD
> FIND THE NEEDLE IN THE HAY STACK
> MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF THE MOLEHILL
> KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
> GO TO BARN
> DON’T CRY OVER SPILT MILK
> UP
> TAKE HAMMER
> PUT YOUR NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE
> DOWN
> GO TO BARNYARD
> TAKE ALL
> HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF THE BARN
> MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF THE SOW’S EAR
> HAMMER THE SWORDS INTO PLOWSHARES
> GO TO STABLE
> LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH
> LEAD THE HORSE TO WATER
> MAKE THE HORSE DRINK
> GO TO ROAD
> PUT THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE
> RIDE THE CART TO THE MARKET
> OPEN PURSE
> TAKE PRETTY PENNY
> LOOK AT PEPPERS
> PICK A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS
> UPSET THE APPLE CART
> BUY A PIG IN A POKE
> TAKE BAG
> RIDE WOODEN CART TO ROAD
> LEAVE CART
> GO TO BARN
> LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG
> GO TO STABLE
> PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY
> SOW YOUR WILD OATS
> EAT YOUR WORDS
> INVENTORY
> LOOK AT THE WAITRESS
> VENT YOUR SPLEEN ON THE WAITRESS
> HIT THE CEILING
> GIVE THE WAITRESS THE EVIL EYE
> LOOK AT THE WAITRESS WITH JAUNDICED EYES
> PULL THE WOOL OVER HER EYES
> KNOCK THE CHIP OFF HER SHOULDER
> GET HER DANDER UP
> TAKE UMBRAGE WITH THE WAITRESS
> LOOK AT NEON SIGN
> TAKE COMEUPPANCE
> GIVE THE WAITRESS HER COMEUPPANCE
> TAKE SHORT SHRIFT
> GIVE THE WAITRESS THE SHORT SHRIFT
> TURN THE TABLES ON THE WAITRESS
> BREAK COOKIE
> READ ADVICE
> SHAKE SALT SHAKER
> TAKE THE ADVICE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT
> EAT CROW
> GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY
> SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
> EAT HUMBLE PIE
> LOOK AT THE RUMP ROAST
> TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
> TAKE NAPKIN
> WAVE THE WHITE FLAG
> TAKE AX
> STAND
> UP
> TAKE ALL
> TAKE THE OLIVE BRANCH
> OFFER THE OLIVE BRANCH TO THE WAITRESS
> GIVE THE WAITRESS HER JUST DESSERTS
> CALL THE WAITRESS ONTO THE CARPET
> RAKE THE WAITRESS OVER THE COALS
> READ SIGN
> READ THE WAITRESS THE RIOT ACT
> DOWN
> IN
> WIPE UP THE BLOOD WITH THE CAPE
> WAVE THE RED CAPE
> COOK HIS GOOSE
> GET HIS GOAT
> LOOK AT CAN
> MAKE A LAUGHING STOCK OUT OF THE COOK
> LEAVE THE COOK TO HIS OWN DEVICES
> JUMP FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE
> TAKE AX
> GRIND AX
> GORE THE OX
> ACT THE PART
> WHO’S THERE
> BOB WHO
> TAKE LAMP SHADE
> WEAR LAMP SHADE
> GO TO KITCHEN
> TAKE ALL
> WEAR RUBBER GLOVES
> GO TO THE LIVING ROOM
> TAKE CORD
> SHAKE HANDS WITH BOB
> LIGHT MATCH
> PUT MATCH IN BOB’S SHOE
> INFLATE WATER BOTTLE
> THE BACKSTROKE
> PUT WATER BOTTLE UNDER SEAT
> WHO’S THERE
> GORILLA WHO
> GIVE BOB A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY
> SPONGE
> BOB
> WAIT
> WHO’S THERE
> DWAYNE WHO
> VISIT THE MANOR OF SPEAKING
> GO TO DOLDRUMS
> TAKE CLOCK
> GO TO PHARMACY
> OPEN MEDICINE CABINET
> LOOK IN MEDICINE CABINET
> TAKE OLD BOTTLE
> TAKE BOX
> WIND CLOCK
> PUT CLOCK IN BOX
> CLOSE BOX
> GO TO KREMLIN
> DROP BOX
> GO TO INTERIOR DECORATED
> SHOW OLD BOTTLE TO ROOM
> PUT OLD BOTTLE ON MANTELPIECE
> YES
> TAKE THE LOUIS XIV CHAIR
> GO TO KREMLIN
> DROP CHAIR
> OPEN BOX
> TAKE CLOCK
> STAND ON CHAIR
> UNLOCK SAFE WITH WINDING KEY
> OPEN SAFE
> TAKE REVOLUTION
> LEAVE CHAIR
> GO TO ATTIC
> REVOLVE ATTIC
> SHAKE A TOWER
> LOOK AT HEAD LOUSE
> LOOK AT PRETTY GIRL
> DINE ON THE SHORE
> LOOK AT CAN OF PEAS
> SWIM
> TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
> TAKE ALL
> GIVE CAN OF PEAS TO ROCKS
> LOOK AT RED FOX
> HAIR-RAISING EXPERIENCE
> LOOK AT DEAR OLD QUEEN
> LOOK AT LOVING SHEPHERD
> READ SAND-SCRIPT
> READ BETWEEN THE LINES
> FOLLOW SHEPHERD
> LOOK AT RABBIT
> PULL RABBIT OUT OF HAT
> TAKE HAT
> WEAR HAT
> READ BLACK BOOK
> RIDDLE WHILE FOAM BURNING
> LOOK AT WELL-OILED BICYCLE
> GO TO STOCK ROOM
> MAKE SMALL TALK WITH SOLD ELF
> LOOK AT CLEAN GIANT
> LOOK AT BEAN STALK
> TAKE CRUSHING BLOW
> TAKE SQUARE MEAL
> GIVE SQUARE MEAL TO PRETTY GIRL
> DROP ALL
> UP
> TAKE OFF HAT
> GIVE HAT TO GIANT
> LOOK AT LEAD HOUSE
> TIE BED SHEETS TOGETHER
> CLIMB DOWN BED SHEETS
> SHOW CLIENT ANOTHER SEAT
> TAKE ALL
> GIVE CRUSHING BLOW TO GIANT
> TAKE GRITTY PEARL
> GO TO STOCK ROOM
> LOOK AT OLD SELF
> GO TO FACTORY
> RIDE BICYCLE TO CLEARING
> LEAVE BICYCLE
> UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY
> MEET THE MAYOR
> READ PAPER
> TAKE POSSESSION OF THE HORN
> IN
> LOOK AT DOCUMENT
> TAKE SIX-PACK UNDER FALSE PRETENSES
> UP
> TAKE COMB AND DIRTY LINEN
> TAKE DISGUISE
> LOOK AT DOOR
> LOOK AT COMB
> SEARCH CLOSET WITH FINE-TOOTH COMB
> TAKE SKELETON
> GIVE DEEP SIX TO SKELETON
> LAME DUCK
> THROW BABY OUT WITH BATHWATER
> DOWN
> OUT
> BEAT AROUND THE BUSH
> TAKE LAUREL BRANCH
> PUT BLESSING IN DISGUISE
> AIR DIRTY LINEN IN PUBLIC
> IN
> TOOT YOUR OWN HORN
> BLESS MAYOR
> GIVE DECREE TO MAYOR
> REST ON LAURELS