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> GO TO THE SHOPPING BIZARRE > TAKE MOUSSE > LOOK IN FREEZER > TAKE PIE > GO TO MEETS > LOOK AT GIRL > READ RIBBON > TAKE BRATWURST > TAKE STAKE > TAKE MINTS > GO TO MANICOTTI > GIVE MINTS TO VAMPIRE > KILL VAMPIRE WITH STAKE > GO TO MISC > TAKE TAX > TAKE SALE > LOOK AT MUSCLES > GO TO BRITISH > READ SIGN > LOOK AT PUDDING SECTION > LOOK AT AUNTS > GIVE WORST BRAT TO AUNTS > GO TO WRITE > TAKE FLOWER > LOOK AT FLOWER > TAKE CENT > TAKE BEAR CLAWS > LOOK AT STATIONERY > PUSH QUARTS > OPEN DOOR > REMOVE LOX > OPEN DOOR > LOOK AT JAM > OPEN DOOR > GO TO CELLAR > LOOK AT SELLER > PUT PIE ON SALE > BUY PIE > PLAY JACKS > IN > TAKE CONTRAPTION > LOOK AT CONTRAPTION > PULL TAIL > TURN CRANK > CLOSE JACK-IN-THE-BOX > OUT > OUT > WEAR SLEEVES > LOOK AT JACK FROST > TAKE OFF JACKET > TURN CRANK > CLOSE JACK-IN-THE-BOX > IN > OPEN FAUCET > PULL PLUG > TAKE JACK OF ALL TRAITS > FLIP SWITCH > OPEN FAUCET > PULL PLUG > PULL METAL > TAKE JACKKNIFE > CUT FISHING LINE WITH JACKKNIFE > BUY THE FARM > TEACH THE OLD DOG NEW TRICKS > TAKE STONE > GO TO FIELD > FIND THE NEEDLE IN THE HAY STACK > MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF THE MOLEHILL > KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE > GO TO BARN > DON’T CRY OVER SPILT MILK > UP > TAKE HAMMER > PUT YOUR NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE > DOWN > GO TO BARNYARD > TAKE ALL > HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF THE BARN > MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF THE SOW’S EAR > HAMMER THE SWORDS INTO PLOWSHARES > GO TO STABLE > LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH > LEAD THE HORSE TO WATER > MAKE THE HORSE DRINK > GO TO ROAD > PUT THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE > RIDE THE CART TO THE MARKET > OPEN PURSE > TAKE PRETTY PENNY > LOOK AT PEPPERS > PICK A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS > UPSET THE APPLE CART > BUY A PIG IN A POKE > TAKE BAG > RIDE WOODEN CART TO ROAD > LEAVE CART > GO TO BARN > LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG > GO TO STABLE > PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY > SOW YOUR WILD OATS > EAT YOUR WORDS > INVENTORY > LOOK AT THE WAITRESS > VENT YOUR SPLEEN ON THE WAITRESS > HIT THE CEILING > GIVE THE WAITRESS THE EVIL EYE > LOOK AT THE WAITRESS WITH JAUNDICED EYES > PULL THE WOOL OVER HER EYES > KNOCK THE CHIP OFF HER SHOULDER > GET HER DANDER UP > TAKE UMBRAGE WITH THE WAITRESS > LOOK AT NEON SIGN > TAKE COMEUPPANCE > GIVE THE WAITRESS HER COMEUPPANCE > TAKE SHORT SHRIFT > GIVE THE WAITRESS THE SHORT SHRIFT > TURN THE TABLES ON THE WAITRESS > BREAK COOKIE > READ ADVICE > SHAKE SALT SHAKER > TAKE THE ADVICE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT > EAT CROW > GET DOWN TO THE NITTY-GRITTY > SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE > EAT HUMBLE PIE > LOOK AT THE RUMP ROAST > TURN THE OTHER CHEEK > TAKE NAPKIN > WAVE THE WHITE FLAG > TAKE AX > STAND > UP > TAKE ALL > TAKE THE OLIVE BRANCH > OFFER THE OLIVE BRANCH TO THE WAITRESS > GIVE THE WAITRESS HER JUST DESSERTS > CALL THE WAITRESS ONTO THE CARPET > RAKE THE WAITRESS OVER THE COALS > READ SIGN > READ THE WAITRESS THE RIOT ACT > DOWN > IN > WIPE UP THE BLOOD WITH THE CAPE > WAVE THE RED CAPE > COOK HIS GOOSE > GET HIS GOAT > LOOK AT CAN > MAKE A LAUGHING STOCK OUT OF THE COOK > LEAVE THE COOK TO HIS OWN DEVICES > JUMP FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE > TAKE AX > GRIND AX > GORE THE OX > ACT THE PART > WHO’S THERE > BOB WHO > TAKE LAMP SHADE > WEAR LAMP SHADE > GO TO KITCHEN > TAKE ALL > WEAR RUBBER GLOVES > GO TO THE LIVING ROOM > TAKE CORD > SHAKE HANDS WITH BOB > LIGHT MATCH > PUT MATCH IN BOB’S SHOE > INFLATE WATER BOTTLE > THE BACKSTROKE > PUT WATER BOTTLE UNDER SEAT > WHO’S THERE > GORILLA WHO > GIVE BOB A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY > SPONGE > BOB > WAIT > WHO’S THERE > DWAYNE WHO > VISIT THE MANOR OF SPEAKING > GO TO DOLDRUMS > TAKE CLOCK > GO TO PHARMACY > OPEN MEDICINE CABINET > LOOK IN MEDICINE CABINET > TAKE OLD BOTTLE > TAKE BOX > WIND CLOCK > PUT CLOCK IN BOX > CLOSE BOX > GO TO KREMLIN > DROP BOX > GO TO INTERIOR DECORATED > SHOW OLD BOTTLE TO ROOM > PUT OLD BOTTLE ON MANTELPIECE > YES > TAKE THE LOUIS XIV CHAIR > GO TO KREMLIN > DROP CHAIR > OPEN BOX > TAKE CLOCK > STAND ON CHAIR > UNLOCK SAFE WITH WINDING KEY > OPEN SAFE > TAKE REVOLUTION > LEAVE CHAIR > GO TO ATTIC > REVOLVE ATTIC > SHAKE A TOWER > LOOK AT HEAD LOUSE > LOOK AT PRETTY GIRL > DINE ON THE SHORE > LOOK AT CAN OF PEAS > SWIM > TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES > TAKE ALL > GIVE CAN OF PEAS TO ROCKS > LOOK AT RED FOX > HAIR-RAISING EXPERIENCE > LOOK AT DEAR OLD QUEEN > LOOK AT LOVING SHEPHERD > READ SAND-SCRIPT > READ BETWEEN THE LINES > FOLLOW SHEPHERD > LOOK AT RABBIT > PULL RABBIT OUT OF HAT > TAKE HAT > WEAR HAT > READ BLACK BOOK > RIDDLE WHILE FOAM BURNING > LOOK AT WELL-OILED BICYCLE > GO TO STOCK ROOM > MAKE SMALL TALK WITH SOLD ELF > LOOK AT CLEAN GIANT > LOOK AT BEAN STALK > TAKE CRUSHING BLOW > TAKE SQUARE MEAL > GIVE SQUARE MEAL TO PRETTY GIRL > DROP ALL > UP > TAKE OFF HAT > GIVE HAT TO GIANT > LOOK AT LEAD HOUSE > TIE BED SHEETS TOGETHER > CLIMB DOWN BED SHEETS > SHOW CLIENT ANOTHER SEAT > TAKE ALL > GIVE CRUSHING BLOW TO GIANT > TAKE GRITTY PEARL > GO TO STOCK ROOM > LOOK AT OLD SELF > GO TO FACTORY > RIDE BICYCLE TO CLEARING > LEAVE BICYCLE > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY > MEET THE MAYOR > READ PAPER > TAKE POSSESSION OF THE HORN > IN > LOOK AT DOCUMENT > TAKE SIX-PACK UNDER FALSE PRETENSES > UP > TAKE COMB AND DIRTY LINEN > TAKE DISGUISE > LOOK AT DOOR > LOOK AT COMB > SEARCH CLOSET WITH FINE-TOOTH COMB > TAKE SKELETON > GIVE DEEP SIX TO SKELETON > LAME DUCK > THROW BABY OUT WITH BATHWATER > DOWN > OUT > BEAT AROUND THE BUSH > TAKE LAUREL BRANCH > PUT BLESSING IN DISGUISE > AIR DIRTY LINEN IN PUBLIC > IN > TOOT YOUR OWN HORN > BLESS MAYOR > GIVE DECREE TO MAYOR > REST ON LAURELS