> OPEN RIGHT WINDOW
> LOOK OUT RIGHT WINDOW
> TAKE HAY
> DROP HAY OUT RIGHT WINDOW
> OPEN LEFT WINDOW
> OPEN DRAWER
> TAKE APPLICATION AND LOVE NOTE
> JUMP OUT LEFT WINDOW
> OPEN SHED
> LOOK UNDER ROCK
> TAKE RUSTY KEY
> PUSH MISS BEANCOUNTER
> TAKE RUSTY KEY
> UNLOCK SHED WITH RUSTY KEY
> OPEN SHED DOOR
> WEST
> WEAR OVERALLS
> EAST
> EAST
> ENTER LONG LINE
> WAIT
> WAIT
Use the registration form to answer the three questions.
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> EAST
> EAST
> SIT
> GUB TREE
> ZEM SELF
> SOUTH
> KILL ATOMIC DRAGON WITH SWORD
> VAI IVY
> CLIMB IVY
> PULL LEVER
> FREE DAMSEL
> NORTH
> SOUTHWEST
> WEST
> SOUTHWEST
> WAIT 6 HOURS
Wait until you receive the spell box.
> NORTHEAST
> NORTHWEST
Wait until Gretchen appears.
> ESCORT GRETCHEN
> SOUTH
> EAST
> PUT GRETCHEN IN BED
> SEARCH GRETCHEN
If in Naughty mode:
> SEARCH GRETCHEN
> SLEEP
> OPEN SKONN BOX
> TAKE SPELL BOOK AND EMBOSSED KEY
> WEST
> SOUTHWEST
> UNLOCK DOOR WITH EMBOSSED KEY
> OPEN DOOR
> NORTHWEST
> OPEN FRIMP BOX
> SOUTHEAST
> EAST
> NORTHEAST
> FRIMP TRAP DOOR
> OPEN TRAP DOOR
> DOWN
> SOUTHEAST
> SOUTH
> EAST
> EAST
> SOUTHWEST
> WEST
> SOUTH
> WEST
> WEST
> DOWN
> OPEN DISPAR BOX
> UP
> NORTHEAST
> NORTH
> NORTH
> NORTH
> WAIT UNTIL 11:30
> FRIMP TRAP DOOR
> OPEN TRAP DOOR
> UP
> UP
> TAKE POPULAR BOOK
> SKONN BUST
> UP
> OPEN KABBUL BOX
> DOWN
> DOWN
> WEST
> WAIT 6 HOURS
> WAIT 45 MINUTES
> SOUTH
> UP
> SIT
> YES
> ASK PROFESSOR ABOUT APPLIANCE
> WAIT
If in Nice mode:
> CLEAN DISHES
Else:
> SCORE WITH HILLARY
> EAST
> WAIT UNTIL 10:00
> WAIT
> SLEEP
> TAKE SPELL BOOK
> WEST
> NORTHEAST
> EAST
> WAIT UNTIL 13:00
Note you receive the talisman.
> TAKE SPELL BOOK
> SIT
> GUB TREE
> ZEM SELF
> SOUTH
> KILL ATOMIC DRAGON WITH SWORD
> VAI IVY
> CLIMB IVY
> PULL LEVER
> FREE DAMSEL
If in Naughty mode:
> SCORE WITH DAMSEL
Wait until the simulation ends.
> WEST
> SOUTHWEST
> UP
> DISPAR SURFBOARD
> TAKE SURFBOARD
> OPEN BLUBBA BOX
> DOWN
> SOUTHWEST
> PUT SURFBOARD IN WATER
> STAND ON SURFBOARD
> TURN RIGHT DIAL TO TICK
> TURN LEFT DIAL TO 6
> PUSH BUTTON
Wait until you reach the Island of Lost Soles.
> READ SIGN
> KABBUL BLAISE
> KABBUL ASHBY
> KABBUL BERNIE
> KABBUL CHARLIE
> KABBUL CHARLOTTE
> SOUTHEAST
> KABBUL ROD
> KABBUL BARB
> KABBUL BROOKE
> KABBUL CLIFFORD
> KABBUL SANDFORD
> KABBUL BRIDGITTE
> NORTH
> KABBUL PEG
> KABBUL JIM
> KABBUL JACK
> KABBUL MATT
> KABBUL BELLE
> KABBUL DOLLY
> KABBUL MIKEY
> KABBUL CARMEN
> OPEN DOOR
> EAST
> OPEN SAFE
> KABBUL TY
> KABBUL ADAM
> KABBUL BUCK
> KABBUL ADLAI
> KABBUL JULES
> KABBUL KITTY
> KABBUL PENNY
> KABBUL WILMA
> KABBUL PIERRE
> KABBUL WILBUR
> KABBUL WILLIE
> KABBUL WILTON
> KABBUL WILHELM
> KABBUL WILLIAM
> KABBUL NICHOLAS
> KABBUL WILL
> SLEEP
> TAKE SPELL BOOK AND TALISMAN
> DOWN
> KABBUL LUCY
> KABBUL BETTY
> KABBUL DAISY
> KABBUL DUSTY
> KABBUL GABBY
> KABBUL HARDY
> KABBUL LACEY
> KABBUL ARCHIE
> KABBUL CONNIE
> KABBUL GOLDIE
> SOUTH
> KABBUL CY
> KABBUL MIKE
> KABBUL BLAIR
> KABBUL CAROL
> KABBUL MELODY
> KABBUL WINNIE
> KABBUL HUMPHREY
> KABBUL NOEL
> NORTHEAST
> KABBUL LULU
> KABBUL BOBBY
> KABBUL BILLY
> KABBUL LAURIE
> KABBUL GAYLORD
> KABBUL LUCILLE
> WEST
> UP
> EAST
> KABBUL PAT
> KABBUL STU
> KABBUL FRANK
> KABBUL PATTY
> KABBUL RICKY
> KABBUL WALDO
> KABBUL SHERRY
> UP
> KABBUL BO
> KABBUL TOM
> KABBUL BILL
> KABBUL BUNNY
> KABBUL KNUTE
> KABBUL TEDDY
> KABBUL KERMIT
> DOWN
> WEST
> WEST
> NORTH
> KABBUL DAWN
> KABBUL GAIL
> KABBUL LEIF
> KABBUL ROBIN
> KABBUL ERNEST
> KABBUL WOODROW
> KABBUL WOLFGANG
> SOUTHWEST
> STAND ON BOARD
> TURN RIGHT DIAL TO PIG
> TURN LEFT DIAL TO 4
> PUSH BUTTON
Wait until you reach the Island Where Time Runs Backwards.
> DROP WAYBREAD
> SOUTH
> SOUTHWEST
> JUMP
> WAIT
> WAIT
> ENTER SMALL MUDBATH
> ENTER MEDIUM MUDBATH
> ENTER LARGE MUDBATH
> UP
> EAT SMALL WAYBREAD
> EAT MEDIUM WAYBREAD
> EAT LARGE WAYBREAD
If in Nice mode:
> PLAY CHESS WITH SMALL NUN
> PLAY CHESS WITH MEDIUM NUN
> PLAY CHESS WITH LARGE NUN
Else:
> HAVE SEX WITH SMALL CONCUBINE
> HAVE SEX WITH MEDIUM CONCUBINE
> HAVE SEX WITH LARGE CONCUBINE
> EAST
> OPEN DOOR
> READ SIGN
> NORTHWEST
> LOOK AT PEDESTAL
> NORTH
> GIVE BUNDEROT BOX TO DIRECTOR
> GET OFF SURFBOARD
> OPEN BUNDEROT BOX
> TURN RIGHT DIAL TO SLUG
> TURN LEFT DIAL TO 8
> PUSH BUTTON
Wait until you reach the Island of the Amazons.
> SOUTHWEST
> WEST
If in Nice mode:
> FIX LEAKY PIPE
Else:
> SCORE WITH AMAZON
> FRIMP BED
> TAKE BONNET
> OPEN CHEST
> TAKE SHOES
> UP
> OPEN WARDROBE
> TAKE GOWN
> UP
> EAST
> SOUTH
> TAKE SWORD, POMEGRANATE AND LIPSTICK
> NORTH
> WEST
> UNDRESS
> WEAR GOWN, BONNET, SHOES AND LIPSTICK
> EAST
> NORTHEAST
> STAND ON SURFBOARD
> UNDRESS
> WEAR CLOAK
> TURN RIGHT DIAL TO BAT
> TURN LEFT DIAL TO 14
> PUSH BUTTON
Wait until you reach the Restaurant at the End of the Ocean.
> OPEN MAJJELLO BOX
> NORTH
> ORDER PYGMY SHARK
> WAIT
> BUNDEROT SHARK
> OPEN MAJJELLO BOX
> SOUTH
> STAND ON SURFBOARD
> MAJJELLO RIGHT DIAL
> TURN RIGHT DIAL TO BOA
> TURN LEFT DIAL TO 10
> PUSH BUTTON
Wait until you reach the Island of Gods.
> UNLOCK ISLAND WITH BIG KEY
> NORTH
> NORTH
> WEST
> WAIT
> HIDE BEHIND CURTAIN
Wait until Ocarina finds you.
If in Nice mode:
> HELP GODDESS
Else:br;
> SCORE WITH GODDESS
Note you receive the GWEEK spell box.
> OPEN GWEEK BOX
> GWEEK GARBAGE
> BUNDEROT GARBAGE
> OPEN GOBERDUNA BOX
> SOUTH
> SOUTH
> SOUTH
> STAND ON SURFBOARD
> TURN RIGHT DIAL TO PIG
> TURN LEFT DIAL TO 13
> PUSH BUTTON
Wait until you reach the island.
> GOBERDUNA LOK PIK MONSTER
> EAST
> GUB TREE
> ZEM SELF
> SOUTH
> KILL ATOMIC DRAGON WITH SWORD
> VAI IVY
> CLIMB IVY
> PULL LEVER
> FREE LOLA
> TAKE PURSE
> OPEN PURSE
> OPEN TRAP DOOR
> DOWN
> KABBUL ART
> LOLA, STAND ON GOLD X
> ART, STAND ON SILVER X
> STAND ON BRONZE X
> WEST
> GIVE POPULAR BOOK TO JOEY
> WAIT
> WAIT
> WAIT
> CAST BLUBBA
> BURN SPELL BOOK WITH FLAMETHROWER
> OPEN EKSLAKSIA BOX