Spellcasting 101: Sorcerers Get All The Girls

> OPEN RIGHT WINDOW > LOOK OUT RIGHT WINDOW > TAKE HAY > DROP HAY OUT RIGHT WINDOW > OPEN LEFT WINDOW > OPEN DRAWER > TAKE APPLICATION AND LOVE NOTE > JUMP OUT LEFT WINDOW > OPEN SHED > LOOK UNDER ROCK > TAKE RUSTY KEY > PUSH MISS BEANCOUNTER > TAKE RUSTY KEY > UNLOCK SHED WITH RUSTY KEY > OPEN SHED DOOR > WEST > WEAR OVERALLS > EAST > EAST > ENTER LONG LINE > WAIT > WAIT Use the registration form to answer the three questions. [+] > EAST > EAST > SIT > GUB TREE > ZEM SELF > SOUTH > KILL ATOMIC DRAGON WITH SWORD > VAI IVY > CLIMB IVY > PULL LEVER > FREE DAMSEL > NORTH > SOUTHWEST > WEST > SOUTHWEST > WAIT 6 HOURS Wait until you receive the spell box. > NORTHEAST > NORTHWEST Wait until Gretchen appears. > ESCORT GRETCHEN > SOUTH > EAST > PUT GRETCHEN IN BED > SEARCH GRETCHEN If in Naughty mode: > SEARCH GRETCHEN > SLEEP > OPEN SKONN BOX > TAKE SPELL BOOK AND EMBOSSED KEY > WEST > SOUTHWEST > UNLOCK DOOR WITH EMBOSSED KEY > OPEN DOOR > NORTHWEST > OPEN FRIMP BOX > SOUTHEAST > EAST > NORTHEAST > FRIMP TRAP DOOR > OPEN TRAP DOOR > DOWN > SOUTHEAST > SOUTH > EAST > EAST > SOUTHWEST > WEST > SOUTH > WEST > WEST > DOWN > OPEN DISPAR BOX > UP > NORTHEAST > NORTH > NORTH > NORTH > WAIT UNTIL 11:30 > FRIMP TRAP DOOR > OPEN TRAP DOOR > UP > UP > TAKE POPULAR BOOK > SKONN BUST > UP > OPEN KABBUL BOX > DOWN > DOWN > WEST > WAIT 6 HOURS > WAIT 45 MINUTES > SOUTH > UP > SIT > YES > ASK PROFESSOR ABOUT APPLIANCE > WAIT If in Nice mode: > CLEAN DISHES Else: > SCORE WITH HILLARY > EAST > WAIT UNTIL 10:00 > WAIT > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK > WEST > NORTHEAST > EAST > WAIT UNTIL 13:00 Note you receive the talisman. > TAKE SPELL BOOK > SIT > GUB TREE > ZEM SELF > SOUTH > KILL ATOMIC DRAGON WITH SWORD > VAI IVY > CLIMB IVY > PULL LEVER > FREE DAMSEL If in Naughty mode: > SCORE WITH DAMSEL Wait until the simulation ends. > WEST > SOUTHWEST > UP > DISPAR SURFBOARD > TAKE SURFBOARD > OPEN BLUBBA BOX > DOWN > SOUTHWEST > PUT SURFBOARD IN WATER > STAND ON SURFBOARD > TURN RIGHT DIAL TO TICK > TURN LEFT DIAL TO 6 > PUSH BUTTON Wait until you reach the Island of Lost Soles. > READ SIGN > KABBUL BLAISE > KABBUL ASHBY > KABBUL BERNIE > KABBUL CHARLIE > KABBUL CHARLOTTE > SOUTHEAST > KABBUL ROD > KABBUL BARB > KABBUL BROOKE > KABBUL CLIFFORD > KABBUL SANDFORD > KABBUL BRIDGITTE > NORTH > KABBUL PEG > KABBUL JIM > KABBUL JACK > KABBUL MATT > KABBUL BELLE > KABBUL DOLLY > KABBUL MIKEY > KABBUL CARMEN > OPEN DOOR > EAST > OPEN SAFE > KABBUL TY > KABBUL ADAM > KABBUL BUCK > KABBUL ADLAI > KABBUL JULES > KABBUL KITTY > KABBUL PENNY > KABBUL WILMA > KABBUL PIERRE > KABBUL WILBUR > KABBUL WILLIE > KABBUL WILTON > KABBUL WILHELM > KABBUL WILLIAM > KABBUL NICHOLAS > KABBUL WILL > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK AND TALISMAN > DOWN > KABBUL LUCY > KABBUL BETTY > KABBUL DAISY > KABBUL DUSTY > KABBUL GABBY > KABBUL HARDY > KABBUL LACEY > KABBUL ARCHIE > KABBUL CONNIE > KABBUL GOLDIE > SOUTH > KABBUL CY > KABBUL MIKE > KABBUL BLAIR > KABBUL CAROL > KABBUL MELODY > KABBUL WINNIE > KABBUL HUMPHREY > KABBUL NOEL > NORTHEAST > KABBUL LULU > KABBUL BOBBY > KABBUL BILLY > KABBUL LAURIE > KABBUL GAYLORD > KABBUL LUCILLE > WEST > UP > EAST > KABBUL PAT > KABBUL STU > KABBUL FRANK > KABBUL PATTY > KABBUL RICKY > KABBUL WALDO > KABBUL SHERRY > UP > KABBUL BO > KABBUL TOM > KABBUL BILL > KABBUL BUNNY > KABBUL KNUTE > KABBUL TEDDY > KABBUL KERMIT > DOWN > WEST > WEST > NORTH > KABBUL DAWN > KABBUL GAIL > KABBUL LEIF > KABBUL ROBIN > KABBUL ERNEST > KABBUL WOODROW > KABBUL WOLFGANG > SOUTHWEST > STAND ON BOARD > TURN RIGHT DIAL TO PIG > TURN LEFT DIAL TO 4 > PUSH BUTTON Wait until you reach the Island Where Time Runs Backwards. > DROP WAYBREAD > SOUTH > SOUTHWEST > JUMP > WAIT > WAIT > ENTER SMALL MUDBATH > ENTER MEDIUM MUDBATH > ENTER LARGE MUDBATH > UP > EAT SMALL WAYBREAD > EAT MEDIUM WAYBREAD > EAT LARGE WAYBREAD If in Nice mode: > PLAY CHESS WITH SMALL NUN > PLAY CHESS WITH MEDIUM NUN > PLAY CHESS WITH LARGE NUN Else: > HAVE SEX WITH SMALL CONCUBINE > HAVE SEX WITH MEDIUM CONCUBINE > HAVE SEX WITH LARGE CONCUBINE > EAST > OPEN DOOR > READ SIGN > NORTHWEST > LOOK AT PEDESTAL > NORTH > GIVE BUNDEROT BOX TO DIRECTOR > GET OFF SURFBOARD > OPEN BUNDEROT BOX > TURN RIGHT DIAL TO SLUG > TURN LEFT DIAL TO 8 > PUSH BUTTON Wait until you reach the Island of the Amazons. > SOUTHWEST > WEST If in Nice mode: > FIX LEAKY PIPE Else: > SCORE WITH AMAZON > FRIMP BED > TAKE BONNET > OPEN CHEST > TAKE SHOES > UP > OPEN WARDROBE > TAKE GOWN > UP > EAST > SOUTH > TAKE SWORD, POMEGRANATE AND LIPSTICK > NORTH > WEST > UNDRESS > WEAR GOWN, BONNET, SHOES AND LIPSTICK > EAST > NORTHEAST > STAND ON SURFBOARD > UNDRESS > WEAR CLOAK > TURN RIGHT DIAL TO BAT > TURN LEFT DIAL TO 14 > PUSH BUTTON Wait until you reach the Restaurant at the End of the Ocean. > OPEN MAJJELLO BOX > NORTH > ORDER PYGMY SHARK > WAIT > BUNDEROT SHARK > OPEN MAJJELLO BOX > SOUTH > STAND ON SURFBOARD > MAJJELLO RIGHT DIAL > TURN RIGHT DIAL TO BOA > TURN LEFT DIAL TO 10 > PUSH BUTTON Wait until you reach the Island of Gods. > UNLOCK ISLAND WITH BIG KEY > NORTH > NORTH > WEST > WAIT > HIDE BEHIND CURTAIN Wait until Ocarina finds you.
If in Nice mode: > HELP GODDESS Else:br; > SCORE WITH GODDESS Note you receive the GWEEK spell box. > OPEN GWEEK BOX > GWEEK GARBAGE > BUNDEROT GARBAGE > OPEN GOBERDUNA BOX > SOUTH > SOUTH > SOUTH > STAND ON SURFBOARD > TURN RIGHT DIAL TO PIG > TURN LEFT DIAL TO 13 > PUSH BUTTON Wait until you reach the island. > GOBERDUNA LOK PIK MONSTER > EAST > GUB TREE > ZEM SELF > SOUTH > KILL ATOMIC DRAGON WITH SWORD > VAI IVY > CLIMB IVY > PULL LEVER > FREE LOLA > TAKE PURSE > OPEN PURSE > OPEN TRAP DOOR > DOWN > KABBUL ART > LOLA, STAND ON GOLD X > ART, STAND ON SILVER X > STAND ON BRONZE X > WEST > GIVE POPULAR BOOK TO JOEY > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT > CAST BLUBBA > BURN SPELL BOOK WITH FLAMETHROWER > OPEN EKSLAKSIA BOX