Wait until the spell book glows. > READ SPELL BOOK > WOO > WAIT > TAKE SPELL BOOK > DOWN > NORTHEAST > SIT ON CARPET Wait until you enter the magic carpet control view. Take off. Follow the instructions to fly to the mansion. ^[+] Head east, follow Barfton road. When you get to Barmaid U, turn southeast. When you reach the ocean, go 5 more minutes, then turn south. When you reach the Island of Lost Soles, turn east. Continue until you catch sight of Point Blather. Now head northeast. You’ll be over downtown F.N. in 10 more minutes. Then don’t forget to land, you dunce! > PUSH PORTABLE BAR > PUSH BEER KEG > PUSH TRUNK > PUSH GOLD > PUSH CASE Wait until Ralph takes the small barbell. > FRIMP SMALL BARBELL Wait until Ralph takes the medium barbell. > FRIMP MEDIUM BARBELL Wait until Ralph takes the large barbell. > FRIMP LARGE BARBELL Wait until the Pharts win the weight lifting contest. > EAST > EAST > SOUTH > READ SIGN > BUY UPPSSY BOX > OPEN UPPSSY BOX > NORTH > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > UPPSSY GAMBLING HOUSE Save your game. > SOUTHEAST > PLAY RUELOTTO Bet on the highest paying odds and stop playing. Restore if you lost. Otherwise: > NORTHWEST Save your game. Repeat until you win have at least 1800 gold. > NORTH > READ SIGN > BUY SLIMFISH > EAST > LOOK AT RUMMY > TAKE KEY > BUY KEY > SOUTHWEST > EAST > EAST > NORTH > TAKE HELLHOUND HAUNCH > SOUTH > SOUTH > TAKE SUCTION GLOVES > SOUTHWEST > DROP HELLHOUND HAUNCH > NORTHEAST > NORTH > WEST > WEST > WEST > LOOK IN CANNON > TAKE PIMENTO MOSS > NORTHWEST > NORTHWEST > WEST > UP > TAKE BULB > TAKE TREATISE > DOWN > EAST > SOUTHEAST > SOUTHEAST > EAST > SOUTHWEST > NORTH > BUY PEAWEE BOX > OPEN PAEWEE BOX > BUY COLOR BOMB > SOUTH > SOUTH > READ SIGN > BUY SHOVEL, STUDFINDER AND HEX BOLT > NORTH > SOUTHWEST > SOUTH > BUY RUST SPRAY AND ROC CALL > WEST > NORTH > DROP ALL BUT SPELL BOOK AND SHOVEL > SOUTH > SOUTHWEST > WEST > SIT > READ SIGN > ORDER SEAFOOD BISQUE > EAT SEAFOOD BISQUE > TAKE SHELL AND WOODEN TWO-BY-FOURS > NORTH > DIG WITH SHOVEL > SOUTH > TALK TO OTTO > NORTH > NORTH > NORTH > GO TO ROOM 911 Wait until someone offers a ticket. > BUY TICKET Wait until your number is called. > ENTER ROOM > OPEN SUITCASE > OPEN RATANT BOX > LEAVE > READ TREATISE > WAIT UNTIL 10:05 > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK, SUCTION GLOVES AND COLOR BOMB > SOUTH > SOUTH > WEST > SOUTH > WAIT UNTIL 9:05 > WAIT > GIVE SUCTION GLOVES TO ROXANNE Wait until Roxanne offers to enter the wet t-shirt competition. > NORTH > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > EAST > EAST > SOUTH > SOUTHWEST > WEST > OPEN SPUNJ BOX > WEST Choose Hard Level. > NBGKWYNBPYRKWGNB > SOUTH > THROW COLOR BOMB > NORTH > TAKE ALL > EAST > NORTHEAST > SOUTH > TAKE ALL > NORTH > NORTH > WEST > SPUNJ TREE ROOT > TAKE SCENTED SEAHORSE > WEST > TAKE ALL > SOUTHWEST > SOUTHEAST > READ SIGN > BUY BREAD, LAXATIVE AND STRAWBERRIES > NORTHWEST > SOUTHWEST > WEST > DROP ALL > TAKE SPELL BOOK, TWO-BY-FOURS AND STUDFINDER > WAIT UNTIL 6:05 > WAIT UNTIL 6:50 > WAIT > GIVE STUDFINDER TO BIMBOS Go to Vince Gifthorseinthemouth’s room. ^[+] > GO TO ROOM 3313 > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT > TAKE PLATE Wait until it is decided the Pharts have the best babes. > LEAVE > WAIT > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK, PIMENTO MOSS AND SHOVEL > TAKE HEX BOLT, BULB, SHELL AND KEY > EAST > EAST > READ SIGN > BUY FALSIES AND ABSORPTION PILL > WEST > WEST > DROP FALSIES AND ABSORPTION PILL > WEST > GIVE SHOVEL TO SID > PEAWEE SID > WAIT UNTIL 1:05 Note the Pharts win the castle building contest. > TAKE METAL OBJECT > UPPSSY RATCHET > EAST > EAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > NORTH > NORTHWEST > GIVE HEX BOLT TO WORKMAN > GIVE RATCHET TO WORKMAN > NORTHEAST > TAKE TUFT > RATANT RATANT > READ SPELL BOOK > RATTAN SHELL > TAKE SEAHORSE > PUT SPELL BOOK AND PIMENTO MOSS IN NEST > TAKE SPELL BOOK > NORTH > NORTH > WAKE TELLER > GIVE KEY TO TELLER > UNLOCK BOX WITH KEY > OPEN BOX > OPEN HUFINPUFA BOX > OPEN HISINFISA BOX > SOUTH > NORTHEAST > GIVE BULB TO MAN > BUY TORCH > SOUTH > TAKE ALL > WEST > SOUTH > SOUTHWEST > SOUTHEAST > SOUTH > WEST > NORTHWEST > NORTHWEST > WEST > UP > YES > DOWN > DROP ALL > WEST > OPEN BIGFINNO BOX > ENTER OCEAN > NORTHWEST > TAKE OYSTER > SOUTH > TAKE MEDALLION > NORTH > SOUTHWEST > TAKE ALL > SOUTH > GREET MERMAID > TAKE SCROLL > WEST > SOUTH > READ PLAQUE > TAKE EGG > NORTH > NORTH > NORTHEAST > SOUTHEAST > EAST If the trap disappears, wait for it’s return. > OPEN TRAP > PUT ALL IN TRAP > WEST > EAT BERRIES Wait until the trap if hauled up. > TAKE ALL > WEAR MEDALLION > EAST > SOUTH > SOUTHWEST > SOUTH > OPEN OYSTER > GIVE PEARL TO MAN > NORTH > NORTHEAST > WEST > NORTHWEST > NORTHWEST > WEST > UP > YES > DOWN > TAKE ALL > EAST > SOUTHEAST > SOUTH > SOUTH > SOUTH > OPEN EGG > WAIT UNTIL 10:30 > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK, TUFT AND ABSORPTION PILL > TAKE ROC CALL AND STRAWBERRY > OPEN TRUNK > OPEN KITCHEMY BOX > NORTH > WAIT UNTIL 10:35 > GIVE TUFT TO VINCE > WAIT > WAIT > BLOW CALL Note the Pharts win the belly-flop contest. > WAIT > UPPSSY CELL > NORTHWEST > SOUTH > WEST > RATANT SPUNJ > READ SPELL BOOK > WAIT UNTIL 3:00 > WAIT UNTIL 7:30 > SOUTH > SPURJ STRAWBERRY > FOY STRAWBERRY Wait until the Pharts win the drink mixing contest. > WAIT > EAT ABSORPTION PILL > DRINK DAIQUIRI Wait until the Pharts win the drinking contest. > NORTH > NORTH > NORTH > EAST > WAIT UNTIL 10:20 > WAIT > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK, FALSIES, LAXATIVE AND PLATE > TAKE SLIMFISH, TORCH AND T-SHIRT > WEST > SOUTHWEST > WAIT UNTIL 10:05 > WAIT > WAIT > YES > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT > GIVE DRY FALSIES TO MONA > GIVE T-SHIRT TO ROXANNE > UPPSSY ROXANNE Wait until the Pharts win the wet t-shirt contest. > TAKE WATER JUG > NORTHEAST > EAST > EAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > EAST > EAST > NORTH > NORTH > EAST > FILL WATER JUG WITH WATER > SOUTHEAST > SOUTH > SOUTH > WEST > WEST > SOUTHWEST > SOUTHWEST > SOUTHWEST > SOUTH > WAIT UNTIL 4:50 > WAIT > DRAW STRAW > RATANT BIP > OPEN BOTTLE Wait until the bull charges at you.br; > BIM BULL > POUR LAXATIVE IN TROUGH > WAVE CAPE > WAVE CAPE Note the Pharts win the bullfighting contest. > WAIT > EAT SLIMFISH > NORTHWEST > NORTHEAST > SOUTHEAST > WAIT UNTIL 8:40 > WAIT Wait until the Yus get a lead pipe. > KITCHEMY PIPE > RATANT KITCHEMY > BOTCHEMY BANANA PEEL > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT > GREET LOLA Note the Pharts win the unscheduled bar fight contest. > WAIT > GIVE PLATE TO RAT > NORTHWEST > NORTH > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK, WATER JUG, COLLAR, BREAD AND LOTION > WAIT Go to Fred Beforeyoucancrawl’s room. ^[+] > GO TO ROOM 2925 > POUR WATER ON FRED > LEAVE > NORTH > NORTH > WAIT UNTIL 10:05 > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT > SURF Wait until the Pharts win the body surf contest. > NORTH > SOUTHEAST > EAST > EAST > EAST > SOUTH > SOUTHWEST > WEST > SOUTH > DOWN > OPEN LOTION CASE > PUT ALL TUBES IN VAT > TAKE ALL TUBES > UP > NORTH > NORTHWEST > NORTHWEST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > GIVE ALL TUBES TO FRED > APPLY SIENNA LOTION TO SELF > WAIT > WAIT > WAIT UNTIL 3:05 Note the Pharts win the tanning contest. > TAKE PEANUT BUTTER > EAST > EAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > EAST > EAST > SOUTH > SOUTH > OPEN CHEST > PUT COLLAR ON SEAL > TAKE SEAL > NORTH > NORTH > WEST > WEST > WEST > NORTHWEST > NORTHWEST > WEST > UP > YES > DOWN > EAST > SOUTHEAST > SOUTH > SOUTH > SOUTH > WAIT UNTIL 10:20 > SLEEP > TAKE SPELL BOOK AND RUST SPRAY > WEST > SOUTHWEST > SOUTHWEST > WAIT UNTIL 9:35 > HISINFISA BALL > HUFINPUFA BALL > HISINFISA BALL > HUFINPUFA BALL > HISINFISA BALL > HUFINPUFA BALL > HISINFISA BALL Note the Pharts win the volleyball contest. > EAST > EAST > EAST > WAIT UNTIL 12:35 > BLOW WHISTLE > WAIT > BLOW WHISTLE > WAIT > BLOW WHISTLE > WAIT > BLOW WHISTLE > WAIT > BLOW WHISTLE > NORTH > NORTHEAST > WAIT UNTIL 2:05 > TAKE KEY > NORTH > UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY > OPEN DOOR > EAST > DOWN > OPEN GESSIBUB BOX > UPPSSY FOUNDATION > UP > WEST > SOUTH > WAIT > TAKE BABY SQUID Wait until the Pharts have won the destruction contest. > WAIT Wait until the police officer arrives. > SPRAY CELL > WAIT > NORTHWEST > NORTH > DROP SPRAY CAN AND KEY > TAKE ALL SEAHORSES, SCROLL AND TORCH > EAST > NORTHEAST > NORTHEAST > EAST > EAST > NORTH > NORTH > EAST > EAST > GIVE BABY SQUID TO GIANT SQUID > EAST > OPEN OKEEDOKEEYO BOX > READ SCROLL > EAST > EAST > NORTH > EAST > EAST > EAST > SOUTH > EAST > EAST > PUT SWEET SEAHORSE IN BATH > NORTH > NORTH > NORTH > WEST > SOUTH > WEST > CLIMB TREE > PUT FUZZY SEAHORSE IN NEST > WEST > NORTH > NORTH > WEST > BLOW WHISTLE > UP > PUT SOGGY SEAHORSE IN TUREEN > WEST > WEST > WEST > SOUTH > SOUTH > SOUTH > PUT GOLD SEAHORSE IN POT > EAST > NORTH > EAST > EAST > SIT ON THRONE > OKEEDOKEEYO BULL > RATANT GESSIBUB > WAIT > DESSIBUB BULL > TAKE HEAD > SOUTH Note the Pharts win the final contest.